Bhai, I'mtauvery impress. With what? Haw, where've you been? In Greens Land? I'm impress with Imran's rally in Manto Park,baba, what else?Auf taubah, you should have been there. There was so much ofgaana bajaanaand so much of nice, nice talk that made me so proud to be Pakistani. I think so there were at least a crore of people there. And thanks God, lots of PLUs also - People Like Us. You knowkhaata peeta, English medium types who normally never come to rallies. I mean I went, Mulloo went, Baby went, Sunny went. Even Aunty Pussy and Mummy went - imagine, at their elderly ages! Imran's woken us up like an alarmed clock, you know, because we are so much disgusted with status coup and so much hungry for change.
But then it's not surprising we all of us went to his rally, because between you, me and the four walls, Imran is also a PLU, na. I mean, if you think about it, he and I have quite a lot in commons. Like me he also goes regularly to London, (he was there just now only, promoting himself and his book about himself, so goras will have to buy it na). He has a nice house in Isloo, I have one in Lahore, all my bestest friends are PLUs and all his jigri yaars are also PLUs. He says his prayers and keeps rozas and gives qurbani and so do I. He wears shulloo kurta here and trousers in London and so do I. He speaks Urdu and so do I. Only difference is, he reads Iqbal and I read nothing.
Itaucan't wait till he becomes Prime Minister. He will get all these crooked corrupt politicians to declare their ass its that they've slashed abroad. But not the Generals because they tau are our selfless guardians na. Not even Musharraf who lives in London and sits in Mark's Club all day puffing his cigar. He is also our guardian.
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